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Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq


Karachi oR Mujh Me Zyada Farq Nahi

…FARAZ…

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Farq

Itna Hai K Karachi K Halaat Set Nahi Hote,

oR Mujh Se Bachi Set Nahi Hoti.

(“,)

>))>

_/_DEKH yaar.



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Mai apne maa baap ka eklota baita hon

Shahzada Saleem:Mai apne maa baap ka eklota baita hon,

wo sari sari raat mujay loriyan sunate magar mai nahe sota tha.

Anarkali: Iss leye to aap eklotay he reh gaye.
 



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Soja warna gabbar ajaiga

Maa: Soja warna gabbar ajaiga,

Bacha: Pehle 100 rupeye do,
Maa: Q?

Bacha: warna me papa ko bata dunga mere sone k bad gabbar ata he.



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Me Koshish Karonga


Bacha:

Miss Ap Muje Bohat Achi Lgti Ho,Mai Aap Se Shadi Karonga. 

Miss Ghussey Se! Muje Bachon Se Nafrat Hy.

Bacha: Miss Me Koshish Karonga Ke Bachey Na Hon



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Dosto Ke Yaad

Bohot Dino Se mai Bhoola hua tha

Doston ko FARAZ...!!!

Aaj Lafz GANDU suna to tm bohat yaad Aaye...!!!



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Sardar And His Son

papa paisay do

Sardar: nai hain

Beta: paisa dete nai phir paida kiyo kiya?

Sardar: pen k loray konsi teri maa ki choot band ho gyi hai ja wapis chala ja.



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Funny Son And father

Baita: papa mei b apni shadi per kanjriyan

nachwaaon jeisay apki shadi mai naachi the me ne shadi ki movie mai daikha.

papa: oye begeirta 0 tairian phoophiyan ne



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Larki Ke Capacity

Uss Larki ki capacity per main heraan hoon
“faraz”
jo kehti hai DAWLANCE liya to baat bani.



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