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Late kiyo hoe


Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?

Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie

Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye

Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr

ek abbu ke pas


Added by: samia     Urdu Funny Sms



Jin Kia Hukam

Jin: Kiy hukam hai mere aaka?

Student: Mere taraf se perhye tum ker lo

Jin: Aaka.. Hukum karo bakwas nai :D ;) :D


Added by: usman     Urdu Funny Sms



Diamond Ring Ka Gift

Thief ne apni mangetar ko diamond ring gift ke

 
Mangetar: is ring ke kiya qeemat ho ge?
 
Thief: Kuch ni bs 3 saal ke saza :P :D


Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Purani Filmo Se


Wo purani filmo wale Papa

 
hume kyun nahi milte jo bolte the
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Yeh lo blank cheque or dafa ho jao 
 
Meri beti ki zindai se


Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Salary Na Increase Ho

Agar salary na increase ho to kam uthana kero

 
ke salary zayda lagy


Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Galti the Waise

99% larkian kabi apni galti nai mantein

 
Baki 1% galti maan kar adhay ghanty baad
 
keh dete hai ke galti wese tumhari the :P


Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Dost Kiyo Nai

Boy 1: Yaar mera koi dost nai kiya kero?

 
Boy 2: DSLR khareed ly, dushman bhi sorry
 
bol ker dosti kar lengay


Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Youngest Sibling

 Youngest sibling is treated like

 
chota in mechanic shop:
 
Mera charger pakra de
 
Pani pila de
 
Laptop to oper sa la de
 
Handfree to doondh de


Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms




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