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Pakistan Ke Gali Mein


Pakistan ke har gali mein 3 cheezain zaroor hote hai

 
Beauty Parlour
 
Tutition waali baaji
 
Phaddon wali aunty :P ;)


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Slow typing

Government bank ke employee

 
itne slow typing kerte hai
 
button dhund dhun kar ke
 
kai baar toh button chilla deta hai
 
Main yaha hun bhai, Pehle line mein :P


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Gunnahon Ke Saza

Jannat mein Fazal ur Rehman ko Angelina Jolie

Hoor ke tor per da de gye

Fazal ur rehman ne pocha ye kis naiki ke saza hai?

Jawab aya: ye Angelina Jolie ke gunnahon ke saza hai ;) :P



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Larko Ka Housla


Aaj kal ke larkon ka hausla dekho,

Parros wali pinky toh baat karti nai

Aur Facebook per USA ke larkiyon ko

friend request send kar rahe hai :P ;)



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Mere Number Per

Mere Number Par Ghour Karo K Yay Wohi Number Hai Naa

Jis Per SMS Karty Waqat MOUT Parti Hai. :P



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99 Ways of Failure

Never say i failed 99 times,

say i discovered 99 ways which

causes failure.

by thomas edison

Moral: Besharam ho jana but apni

galti mat accept kerna



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Customer Tareeka to Pura

Customer: Agar mein aj check jama kerwao

to kitne din mein clear ho jaye ga?

Banker: Sir 3 din mein

Customer: Dono bank aik dorse ke samane hai

pir be itne dair lagy ge??

Banker: Sir tareeka to pura kerna perta hai

Ab ap agar qabaristan ja ker mar jaye to apke

ghar wale apko ghar laye ge ya wahein dafan ker de ge?

Customer: Lakh lanat tere masal per



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Apni Duniya

Reality !!

Aaj Kal har shaks ko apni duniya

aur dusry ke aakhirat ki fikar hai :P



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