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Samsung Mobile


Who said landline phones are out of fashion?

Buy a samsung mobile,

sara din charging mein laga rehta hai :P



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Pani me Gye Hoe Bhains

Pani me gye hoe bheins

aur shopping mall me gye hoe

aurat kabi wapis nai ate :) ;)



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Suit Kitney Ka Hai

Larki: Bhaiya yeh suit kitney ka hai?

Salesman: baji waise to 5000 ka hai

lekin sirf apkey liye 4500 ka.

Ab bhala banda poche may apki

rishteydar lagti ho.



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When Have Black Eyes


If you have black eyes then your name is RURU
.
.
.
Why?

Because ye Kali kali aankhein. Tu RuRu



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Bache Maasomiat Say

Teacher: aaj home work kion nahi kiya.

Chalo dono hath utha kar kharay ho jao

Student: maasomiat say aakhir mera kasoor kya hai?



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Mehngayi Barhi Nai

13 saal pehle samosa

60 paisey ka tha aur

phone call 8 Rs. ki

Ab phone call 60 paisey

ki hai aur samosa 8 Rs ka

Moral:

mehngayi barhi nahin hai.

Bas idhar udhar ho gaye hai



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In Modern World

In the modern world,

*Hmmmm* means:

Tumhari is bakwas ka mere

paas koi jawab nai hai :P



Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Student Kaam Se

Student: Sir kisi ko aisy kaam ki

saza di ja sakti hai jo us ne kya he

na ho??

Sir: Nai Beta !

Student: Sir main ny homework nai kiya :P ;)
 



Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms




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