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Pagal Kuch Be

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Agar me marr gaye to tum kia karo ge?

Main pagal ho jaunga

To kia tum dossri shaadi karoge?

Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai :P



Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Aaj Ke Dour Mein

Aaj k Dour mn sirf wohi banda sar utha k chal skta hai
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Jis k paas sms package na ho.... :P



Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Us Ki Ankhon Main

Us ki ankhon main pyar k nasha tha

 
 
 
farzana...
 
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Ye to bad mein pata chala k wo charse peti thi rozana...
 
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Dakh yar bacchi charci nkli...


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



3 Aalsi Kamchor Mil K

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3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha rhe the,

 
namak kam lga...
 
1 bola Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...
 
Sb baithe rahe... Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,
 
. 3 din aise hi guzr gye, tino behosh ho gye...
 
Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..
 
Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to
 
wo bola Oye me zinda hu
 
Baki dono bole Chal beta namak le k aa :)


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



Ek Couple Date Pe Tha

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne dekh liya !!!

 
Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?
 
Beta := exam dene aaya hu !
 
Dad := par dhyan se, agar es
 
exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga  =P


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



Ye Baat Samajh Me Aayi Nahi

?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,

Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



Kal Jab Milay Thay

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,

Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



Jo Mere Sawal Ka

Teacher:

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
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Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)
Teacher shocked… :


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



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