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When I Want To


When i want to fall in love with my books….

My bed falls in love with me….
And I believe that love the one who loves you…


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



Aik Pathan Ne Veena Malik

Aik pathan ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.

Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



Macchar Kha Liya

Nokrani - Madam Aapke Bete Ne Macchar Kha Liya..

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Madam- To Jaldi Se Docter Ko Bula..
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Nokrani- Ab Darne Ki Koi Baat Nahi..
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Maine All Out Pila Diya Hai... 


Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



English ki Katil Haseena


English ki Katil Haseena 

 
Meera :
 
Hey! Fruit waly BaBa, Give me s0me P0tat0 FEVER..!
 
fruit wala : O meri Behen ye P0tat0 FEVER
kia hota hai ?
 
Meera: oh My Gaad  Un_read Pe0ple ,
 
P0tat0 FEVER Means
 
Al0o Bukhara


Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Larki Shopkeeper se

Larki shopkeeper sy: yeh mirror kitnyy ka hai?

 
Shopkeeper: 2000 ka
 
gal: ufff itna mehnga esa kia hai is main.
 
Shopkeeper: app is ko 100 floor sy griyan 99 tk nai tuty ga 
 
gal: wooow pack kar dooo


Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Mein Din Bhar Kuch Nahin Karta

Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,

Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



Mobile Me Kuch Songs

Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…

Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?
Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia

Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,

Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms




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