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Rung Gora Kerne Wali Cream


Dukandar se Chota Baccha:

 
Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai
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Dukandar: Haan hai
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Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.??


Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Ye Baat Samajh Me Aayi Nahi

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,

Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



Kal Jab Milay Thay To

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,

Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..
 


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



Teacher se pyar kerna


Engineer: Kitna mushkil hai teacher se pyar karna
 
Friend: Kyon ???
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Engineer: 15 page ka love letter bheja tha
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Pagli ne assignment samajh ke sign kar k wapis kar diya..


Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Aj kal ke generation

New Generation

 
1 Aurat Ne 5 Saal Ke Bachche Ko Cigratte Peete Dekha To Bachche Se Kaha:
 
Kya Tumhare ParentsKo Maloom Hai Ki Tum Cigratte Peete Ho??
 
BACHHA: Dhuwan Chhodte Hue
 
Mohtarma ! Kya AapkeShohar Ko Maloom Hai Ki Aap Ek Gair MARD Se Baate Kar Rahi Hai...???.
 
Bachha Rocked Aunty Shocked


Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Larkion ka aww

Pakistan ka law aur larkion ka awww.

 
dono samaj se bahar hain


Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Parathe Aur Pakore

Parathoo se
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Pakoron tak ka safar...

Kesa ja raha hy?



Added by: Sharjeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

After watching Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani, a boy said to his
father:

"Mein dorrna chahta hu, urna chahta hoon, girna bhi chahta
hoon, bus rukna nahi chahta!"

Father replied:
Yeh le mobile, temple run khel le!! :p



Added by: Sharjeel     Urdu Funny Sms




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