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Teacher With Student


Teacher
kal tum ne chutti q ki?

Student
Sir.. Ghar mein bohat mehman aye thy.

Teacher
O I C.....

Student
O i hondi te me aj v ni c ana



Added by: Sharjeel     Urdu Funny Sms



WAPDA Se Guzarish

WAPDA aur KESC se guzarish hai k wo apne
khambay le jaain
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Allah ne Parindon k bethne k liye darakht bhi
banain hain.!



Added by: Sharjeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Ek Ladki Bahot Masoom Thi

Ek ladki bahot masoom thi…

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Neeche kya dekh rhe ho..
Joke to uper tha…
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Ladki aur masoom…


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



Look Into My Eyes


BOY to GIRL : Look Into my eyes, what do u see…?
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GIRL: True Love !!…
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BOY : Oo Juliet Ki Amma .. !!!
kuch aankh mein chala gaya hai Jaldi nikaal……



Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



The Most Heart Breaking Moment

The most heart breaking moment of my childhood..

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jab ghar aaye mehmaan khushi
se hame Rs. 500 de rahe ho..
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aur achanak peeche se aawaz
aayi…
areyyy nahi nahi.. itne zyada mat do..


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



Tumhari choti bahen Pari hai

 Pappu..Mom Aap ne mujse jhot bola 

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Mom..Kab beta ??
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Pappu...Aap ne kaha k tumhari choti bahen Pari hai..
 
 
Mom..Haan hai..
 
 
 
Pappu... To jab mai ne use balcony se
phenka to vo udi kyu
nai...:D


Added by: Sharjeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Naya Pakistan

Naya Pakistan .. Uploading Failed ....
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Ganja Virus detected :D



Added by: Sharjeel     Urdu Funny Sms



An apple a day


A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??

Pundit.. An apple a day keeps the doctor away



Added by: Sharjeel     Urdu Funny Sms




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