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Ringtone pe Dance




Ladka ..Call recieve kyo nahi kiya ???
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Ladki ..Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo main

Ladka..Kya wo main,wo main lga rha hai age bhi toh bol

Ladki..Wo main
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Ringtone pe naach rhi thi :p :p



Added by: Sharjeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Public Toilet

Public Toilet me likha
tha:
" Duniya Chand Per
Pahunch Gayi
Tu Yahin Baitha Hai ??
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. pappu ne niche
likh diya:" Bas Dho Ke Ja
Raha Hu
Waha Pani Nhi Hai...



Added by: Sharjeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Ticket khat jaega

 Teacher- Bus ke Driver aur Conductor mein kya Fark hota hai ??

 
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pappu - Conductor agar So jaye toh Kisi ka Ticket nahi katega..& 
 
Driver Agar So Jae toh Sabka Ticket Kat Jaega :O :p :D 


Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Meri Maa ke kasam


Shakespeare said

 
Meri maa ki kasam maine itne
baatein ni kahe, yeh log khud se
bana k kehte hai :P :D


Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms



Chote Log Paisy Ki bat Karte Hain

 Chote Log:

paise Ki bat karte Hain
 
bare Log:
Time ki bat karte Hain
 
Khubsurat Log:
bat hi nai Karte
 
Wo Sirf SMS Karte hen.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



Ye Baat Samajh Me Aayi Nahi

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,

Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
 
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
 
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
 
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
 
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
 
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
 
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
 
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



Mere Pyar Ke Icon Pe Kabhi To Double Click Karo

 Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,

Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,
 
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,
 
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
 
Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..


Added by: Bilal Khan     Urdu Funny Sms



Accident dekhne per

Kisi ka Accident dekne par xpresions

U.S :- Oh My God
Africa :- O La La
Australia :- Got a Hit
PAk:- Oo vajeya saala.. 
Hor vekh apni maa nu.


Added by: nabeel     Urdu Funny Sms




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