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Meera To English Man

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English Man

..My Grand Father Lived 96 Years.
He Never Used GLASSES

MEERA
Ya Ya ok ok
I Know I Know
Some People drink directly from tooti



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Itne kum marks

Baap:

Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
 
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!


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Larkiyo ke kami ni hai

Vo kehti thi muje uske jaisi kabi ni milegi :-/

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Mane uska naam likh ke fb pe search kia to 777 or mil gai :-P
 
(Ladkiyo ki kami nai hai :-D)


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3 Rishtey 3 waqt par

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 3 Rishtey 3 waqt par hi pehchane jate hai:

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1-Aulaad: Budhapey mein
 
2-Dost: Musibat mein, or
 
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3-Girlfriend: Thand mein.. =))


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Achank 1 Daddo Nikla

Main to yunhi udas betha pani me pathr phenk rha tha 
 
Achank 1 DADDO nikla or bola "Pani vich aa teri udasi kadaan bagherta.
 
Niky mundy da sir paar dita ay.
 


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Paper Me Ishtihar Dia

70 Sala Budhy Ne Paper Me Ishtihar Dia 

 
ZARORAT-E-RISHTA 
 
3 Din k Bad us k Ghar letter Aya Baba! Ap F likhna bhool gye 
 
apko RISHTY ke Nhi FRISHTY ke zrort hy;)
 


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1 sharabi sharab se

 1 sharabi sharab se tang aa gaya or khali botlain torne laga. 

 
Ek tori teri waja se meri nokri chali gai. 
 
Doosri tori teri waja se mera ghar tabha hua teesri tori. 
 
Teri waja se mujhy BV chor k chali gai. 
 
4th uthayi to wo bhari hui thi. 
 
Use rakh k bola: TU SIDE TE HOJA TERA KOI KASOOR NI
 


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1 Bacha Darwaze ki Bell

1 Bacha darwaze ki Bell bajane ki koshsh kar raha tha. 
 
1 Buzurg ne dekha or Bell Baja di or bole Beta or kuch...? 
 
Bacha : Baba jee hun Nasssooooo
 


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